M == Me
T == Telemarketer

M: Hello?
T: Hello this is ********* from *********, looking for Marc Hughes.
M: That's me
T: We are looking for donations to help the homeless in
   the Worcester area.
M: A noble cause
T: Yes it is, would you be interested in donating?
M: Perhaps
T: Great, we have a convienent donation by credit card
   option that will work with any major credit card.
M: Did you know the credit card company will take a
   percentage of that donation?
T: No I didn't, if you prefer I can give you the
   address to send a check to.
M: How much of my donation goes to support the homeless?
T: I would imagine all of it.
M: But how do I know that, do you get paid for this?
T: I don't think that's a ...
M: I'll take that as a yes.  Do you have a computer in
   front of you?
T: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
M: So I'll take that as a yes as well (At this point she tried
   to cut in, but I just kept talking).  Now, take my donation,
   subtract your salary, subtract the computer, and the
   money it takes to light whereever you are, and how much
   am I really giving?
T: uhh....
M: I think I'd be much better off just giving the monet to someone
   on the street, but then again they'll probably just buy drugs
(click)

Another successfull phone call.