M = Me
T = Telemarketer

M: Hello
T: You have been pre approved to receive a visa card from
   capital one, in order to send it out to you, we just
   need to verify some info.
M: I can't have credit cards.
T: What you mean?
M: I'm on parole, I can't have 'em
T: I've never heard of someone not being able to
   have credit cards because of that!
M: Well, those are the terms.
T: I don't know about that, why wouldn't they let
   you have a credit card?
M: Well, when you commit 23 acts of credit card fraud,
   they tend to not allow you to get them anymore.
T: ohh...
   (pause)
   Are you pulling my leg?
M: Yeah, I guess I am, but I'm really not interested in getting
   the credit card, why don't you have yourself a nice day.
T: I sure will, bye.
M: Bye
(Click)