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Follow these rules, and you too can have as much fun as I do:First, don't be afraid to wait. Always think about what you are going to say before you say it. Awkward silence is your friend, if you can't think of anything to say, don't say anything.
Don't worry if you don't make sense. Contradict yourself, and do it often. Then get angry when they question you about it.
Don't Laugh!
Don't hang up... ever
Pick a personality. The slow dumb guy is easiest, as it give you time to think. For added fun, switch personalities mid way through a conversation. Just don't make it cheesy...
Be Believable - At least for the first few minutes. Don't start off with "I'm an alien!" ... work up to it, hint at it.