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On this day, my buddy Tim happened to be over when this woman from the Worcester Telegram and Gazette called.

M == Me
T == Telemarketer

M: Hello
T: Hello, I am calling on behalf of the Worcester T&G, would you or anyone
   there be interested in home delivery for only $19.99 a year.
   (Dont' hold me to the $19.99)

(Well, that was all I needed... "me or anyone here")
   
M: Hold on a sec.
   (I then covered the phone, and yelled to Tim)
   Hey, does anyone want to get the paper?
   (He just kind of looked at me)
   Do you want to get the paper?
   (Finally clicks...)
TIM: The what?
M: The Paper?
TIM: NO!
M: You sure? (Back to the phone) how much was it again?
T: $19.99 a year
M: ok, hold on. (Yelling) $19.99
TIM: What paper?
M: The T&G
TIM: No, I dont want that.
M: (Back on the phone) No, no one here wants it.
T: Thank you.
   (click)




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