In a wacky twist of fate Scholastic recently bought the company I work for and they also happen to publish Captain Underpants. This site is my (Marc Hughes) own personal site and is in no way affiliated with Scholastic, or Tom Snyder Productions. This page was up before I worked for either Tom Snyder Productions or Scholastic. Scholastic has an official web page for Captain Underpants over at: http://www.scholastic.com/captainunderpants/home.htm

 Do this exercise and you will understand the
 subject of this email. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
 you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose ...
  
  
  The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
 "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by
 Dav Pilkey (a great book, by the way). The evil Professor forces
 everyone to assume new names ...
  
 Use the first letter of your first name to
 determine your NEW first name:
  
  a = stinky
  b = lumpy
  c = buttercup
  d = gidget
  e = crusty
  f = greasy
  g = fluffy
  h = cheeseball
  i = chim-chim
  j = poopsie
  k = flunky
  l = booger
  m = pinky
  n = zippy
  o = goober
  p = doofus
  q = slimy
  r = loopy
  s = snotty
  t = falafel
  u = dorkey
  v = squeezit
  w = oprah
  x = skipper
  y = dinky
  z = zsa-zsa
   
 Use the first letter of your last name to
 determine the FIRST half of your NEW last name:
  
  a = diaper
  b = toilet
  c = giggle
  d = bubble
  e = girdle
  f = barf
  g = lizard
  h = waffle
  i = cootie
  j = monkey
  k = potty
  l = liver
  m = banana
  n = rhino
  o = burger
  p = hamster
  q = toad
  r = gizzard
  s = pizza
  t = gerbil
  u = chicken
  v = pickle
  w = chuckle
  x =tofu
  y = gorilla
  z = stinker
   
 Use the last letter of your last name to determine
 the SECOND half of your NEW last name:
  
  a = head
  b = mouth
  c = face
  d = nose
  e = tush
  f = breath
  g = pants
  h = shorts
  i = lips
  j = honker
  k = butt
  l = brain
  m = tushie
  n = chunks
  o = hiney
  p = biscuits
  q = toes
  r = buns
  s = fanny
  t = sniffer
  u = sprinkles
  v = kisser
  w = squirt
  x = humperdinck
  y = brains
  z = juice
  
  
  
Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is
   Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure.
Now when you forward this, use your new name as the "title" of the subject line!